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I have been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years

I am in total control but don’t let my wife find out

I married Miss RIGHT. I did not know her first name was ALWAYS

I've had bad luck wth bth my wives.The first one left me,and the second one dint

The average husband knows where n when he got married. What escapes him is y

My wife has a split personality and I hate both of them

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than 2 let him keep her

The only time a husband is right when he admits he is wrong

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to!!

When making love most married men fantasize, their wives aren’t fantasizing

What’s a wedding tragedy? 2 marry a man 4 love n then find out he has no money

I have not spoken to my wife in years. I did not want to interrupt her

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

Hubby: Y do u keep reading our marriage license? Wife: Looking for a loophole

Marriage is d process of findin out wat kind of man ur wife wud have preferred

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning

A man 2 a friend: My wife n I have a joint account. I deposit n she draws money

Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence… (life sentence!)

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects

A man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him

Men who dnt understand women @ all,by & large, fall in2 2 groups:Bachelors/hubby

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once u get used to it, it is not so hot

Losing a wife can be hard. I my case it was almost impossible

B4 marriage, a man yearns 4 d woman he loves.After marriage,d 'Y' becomes silent

Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family?? Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!

Marriage still confers 1 special privilege – only a married man can get divorced

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her

Marriage is wen a man and woman becum 1 Trouble starts wen tryin 2 decide which1

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband

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